uncoke:

imagine what it feels like to have friends. wow.

(Source: hesitence)

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

baracknobama:

"sorry miss i cant do pe today because i strained my eyebrow"

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

snapchatting:

have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

"I have this strange feeling that I’m not myself anymore. It’s hard to put into words, but I guess it’s like I was fast asleep, and someone came, disassembled me, and hurriedly put me back together again. That sort of feeling."

 Haruki Murakami (via nyeto)

westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

(Source: delvins)

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

gleaks:

i’m made of skin so I guess I’m skinny

wilwheaton:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

alisonshendrixs:

men’s rights activists

Sums up the way they think in a nutshell

MRAs are such a fucking goddamn embarrassment and I really wish they’d just go away forever.

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

(Source: mandaara)