retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: 1adorablebadass)

scntrx:

We’re destroying ourselves in private, to be ‘perfect’ in public.

(Source: scntrx)

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

snapchatting:

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

andolefry:

teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped

(Source: oralympian)

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(Source: mo-ndler)

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes